asked:


These two guys, Bill and Ted, went out hunting moose, but after three days they had come up with nothing. So, like any self-respecting hunters, they decided to outwit their prey.

On the next trip they brought along a moose costume and some artificial female moose mating scent. They sprayed the scent all around the trees at the edge of a clearing and quickly climbed into the costume, Bill in the front and Ted in the back.

After a few minutes a huge bull moose came running toward them from the trees. Bill screamed at Ted, “We’ve got a big one coming up, hand me the rifle.”

Ted screams back, “I thought you had the rifle, what are we gonna do?”

Bill calmly replies, “Well I’m gonna eat some grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”

Robin

Bored Enough To Be Here asked:


The lawn is above the beach level behind a concrete and stone sea wall, but under some weather conditions the grass is exposed to salt water and inevitably dies. The beach house is in the Northeast.

Is there a particularly durable variety of grass or even a high quality artificial/synthetic turf that would last under these conditions?

Any advice will be very much appreciated!!!

Ralph